Everyone else teaches you to pitch. We build your entire fundraising infrastructure and deliver it before you leave.
Offload → Build → Interrogate → Rebuild → Deliver. Leave pitch ready, not rushed.
This Is Radical
Traditional programmes take months and equity. We deliver more in 48 hours.
The Process
Total business therapy before you arrive. Complete transformation before you leave.
Upload everything. Record 20 voice notes answering the hard questions. Total business therapy before you arrive.
Data room, financial model, pitch deck, 90-second video, systems, partnerships, GTM strategy. All built for YOUR business.
Investor Q&A simulation. Pitch teardowns. Every weakness exposed, every gap identified, every answer refined.
12+ complete deliverables. Investor-ready materials. You leave with everything you need to raise.
Before you arrive, we analyse your business across 6 dimensions. Your weekend is built around what you need.
Unit economics, revenue models, 3-year projections, use of funds. The numbers investors interrogate.
Stack, CRM, project management, automations. Look bigger than you are.
Deck rebuild, founder story, method techniques. Make investors feel it.
Complete investor-ready data room. Every document organised, access controls set, links working.
Partnership strategy, sponsorship outreach, commercial agreements that impress investors.
Growth strategy, customer acquisition, performance ads roadmap, founder social, building in public.
Upload everything. Record 20 voice notes answering deep questions. We call it "Business Therapy."
Our team scores you 1-5 across all 6 dimensions. We identify your primary track and secondary priorities.
3 days before Ignition, you receive your custom schedule. During "Tailored Time" blocks, you go where YOU need to be.
The 48 Hours
Not a bootcamp. Not a workshop. Not a hackathon. A complete transformation of your fundraising infrastructure.
"Understand investors before you ask for their money"
"Today you build everything you need to raise"
"Narrative, pitch, video, delivery"
Leave Pitch Ready, not rushed
Optional Pitch Night available for founders who want to present to curated investors
What You Leave With
Not templates. Not advice. Finished, investor-ready assets built for YOUR business.
Notion/Drive, organised, all documents, investor-access ready
Unit economics, revenue model, P&L, cash flow, use of funds
12-15 slides, PDF + editable
Filmed, edited, subtitled, WhatsApp-ready
Stack optimised, CRM, PM system, 3-5 automations live
Customer acquisition plan, channel strategy, paid ads roadmap
Founder personal brand + company social, 30-day content
Minimum 3 partnership agreements drafted and ready to send
30-50 targets, email sequence, intro templates, WhatsApp scripts
Advance assurance guidance, tax relief ready
5+ from Friday dinner, network access
At least one founder per cohort receives investment
Included Extras
Professional photography and specialist support available throughout the weekend.
Option for professional photography throughout the weekend. Founder headshots, team photos, and product shots. Walk away with a complete visual asset library for your pitch deck, website, and investor materials.
Through our partnership with ADHD 360, a qualified clinician is on site all weekend. Book one-to-one time for assessment, support, or clinical sessions using your NHS Right to Choose.
Learn more about ADHD 360 →The Facilitators
Not lecturers. Practitioners who build alongside you.
Strategy, Innovation & Growth
Professor @ Vogue College of Fashion. Tech Round Top 50. 300+ founders mentored. £40M+ raised.
Systems & Data Room
PE systems expert. Automation specialist. Makes founders operationally bulletproof.
Investor Perspective
Founder of New Covent Garden Soup Co. Active angel investor. VC network across Europe.
Partnerships & Sponsorship
Understands partnerships and sponsorship. Gets agreements that move investors.
Financial Modelling
Chartered FCSI. Builds models that survive investor interrogation.
Narrative & Video
Actor (The Witcher, Line of Duty). Method-trained storyteller.
Mindset & Presence
World Leading Hypnotherapist. Tatler's Hypnotherapist of the Year.
Before You Arrive
Our bespoke onboarding is total offloading. It shapes your entire weekend.
Upload everything: pitch deck (all versions), financials, legal docs, product screenshots, testimonials, press. The more we know, the more we can transform.
20 questions, answered as voice notes. No scripting. No editing. Just speak. "Why did you start this?" "What keeps you up at 3am?" "What would success look like for YOU?"
Arrival times, dietary requirements, accessibility needs, emergency contacts. The practical stuff that makes the weekend run smoothly.
"The more we know before you arrive, the more we can transform in 48 hours."
Start Your Application →Investment
Zero equity. Complete deliverables.
£5,500+VAT
The 48-hour transformation
£7,500+VAT
Includes £5K investment
Free
Access to deal flow
Start with our bespoke onboarding. The transformation begins before you arrive.